I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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