Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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