Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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