the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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