I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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