My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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