Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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