He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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