Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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