Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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