i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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