I hate all girls vehemently.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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