ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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