i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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