member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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