I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I want to fling myself into the sun
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