scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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