So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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