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(813): View more from Florida

He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you

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(646): View more from New York

He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.

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(210): View more from Texas

And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

How's dating the med student working out for you?

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After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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A true anatomy project.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha

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