Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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