VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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