Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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