i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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