he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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