I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How external is "for external use only"?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Randomize