So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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