You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
