ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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