I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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