YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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