just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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