Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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