i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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