i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
