Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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