Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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