i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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