remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
