I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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