Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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