sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He did a backflip because drugs
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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