paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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