never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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