Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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