i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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