I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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