Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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