So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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