How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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