no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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