at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is this the sara with the beer cane?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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