I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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