At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
